How can you reduce the Churchill dog to something “of no consequence”? 
I’ll have you know I love that dog.
Actually, no that’s a lie. I threatened to barbeque one of them over a spit.
Go right ahead.
Barbequed Dog?! Ooooooooooooooh yes! He he he. Not feeling violent at the time were you Kit? I don’t know. You violent women! Cool though! Yeah, roast the dog. Thats what it gets for my high insurance premiums.
FRIDAY IS HERE!! Thank Chrunchie its Friday. Mmmm, Chrunchie. aaaaaarrrrrr (Homer Simpson-style gargle). Anyway someone tell me what the hell am I talking about? Oh who cares it friday. Its alcohol time! Can I get amen to that?!!
Bored little meeeeeee!!!
Amen to that indeed.
It’s moving day today, E-Commerce is being promoted from lowly orange floor to Marketing blue floor, so we’ve got to be packed up and finished by 4pm. A whole 2 hours early. **** shame. We’ll have to pop off to the pub that’s opposite.
And what’s wrong with barbequed dog? They’re irritating things these nodding dogs. Can you believe we’ve sold thousands of them? Someone has even left one on my desk. Grrr…
Did you get the code I sent you by the way?
Yeah, I got the code. Thank you! You’re a good un!
Thank you very much.
Lets just hope it works, otherwise I’m going to look very silly.