Useless Human Talents

People call me a freak so I thought I would share my freakiness (completely useless human abilities (never mind my other abilities)).

I can make suction noises with over ten different areas of my body (with my hands - on my eyes, forehead, ears, elbows, chest, et al.)

My head sounds alarmingly hollow when I tap it.

I regularly wake people up from deep sleep when I crack my neck.

I can’t remember any others right now.

Share yours!