Record yourself saying the following short paragraph and host it up somewhere and link to the mp3. Do an mp3 so everyone can listen - if you don’t know how get a mic and a copy of Audacity ([url=http://audacity.sourceforge.net/help/faq?s=install&item=lame-mp3]don’t forget the mp3 encoder)
If you need someone to host yours shoot me an email at ratherlargefire (gmail) and I’ll host it up.
Completely random excerpt taken from John Harding’s One Big ■■■■ Puzzler
Every few paces William would slap himself around the face and neck. The mosquito spray he’d covered himself with that morning had proved completely ineffectual. Already he could feel red swellings all over his neck, face and hands. They itched like hell. After an hour he could stand it no more.
Go go go!