Yes, I’m an Atheist but do belive there was a guy name Jesus. Maybe 2 of them!
Or maybe…
well maybe he would ride in a chariot of fire but his 2nd choice might be
i dunno maybe he would drive a monster truck?
This is an easy one:
a 1996 BMW 325is
Jet Black/Black Interior
Silver spoked rims and a system that would blow the eardurms out of common passerby’s
I think he would be driving one of these…
Cadillac Cien 750+ bhp
12 cyl (with the ability to turn off 6 of them when not in use to conserve fuel)
i have to go with a 72 monte carlo candy apple green wit metalic paint chips … ahhhhhh i love my ride :*( 
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jesus, being a carpenter, would drive a work truck with residual fast food trash covering the floorboards. His bumper sticker would read, ‘honk if you love me’ Haha
I don’t think Jesus would Drive anything because he is too humble and its too easy !
hehe or maybe he would drive a truck lol
I can see it now, Jesus Stuck in traffic, Gridlock…
“Why have you forsaken me lord?!”
lol
Wait… which Jesus are we talking about? i have this friend named Jesus and he Drives a Ford Mustang . lol
Jesus would not feel pressured into buying a nice car and since he does not hold a job he would find this car in a junkyard and use it :).
Jesus would drive a Ford Escort…
So I could drive a Ferrari. 
http://www.ferrari.com/ferrari/images/456_m/780x490/photo_threequarter.jpg
Jesus, as humble as he is, would drive nothing but the best car ever ordained by GOD himself:
Cheers!
Kirupa :beard:
Pff, Alfa romeo, Porshe, Ford, Caddilac, it’s al nothing compared to the newest Volvo V60 R.
That car rocks.:rambo:
http://r-images.volvocars.se/downloads/design_0_B.jpg
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rofl!
LMAO!
Idem H88 . I already see him driving that 
<a href=“http://www.aulman.com/evoq.htm”>this</a>
[edit] on the Corvette frame… 9 1/2 " shorter than the Porsche 911… 450 hp… [/edit]
Rev:elderly:
I have a friend who knows a friend that knows jesus. so i went over to where he hangs out and took a pic of him with his ride.
Jesus preferes the unicycle over cars because its healthy for environment. Sure it hurts his gonads but he doesnt really need them anyhow.
note that it is not a regulat unicycle, its an off-road one!har har har
Yes Phil I get it!
