(ultimetly, ever having worked in the field of RETAIL) you will definetly agree with my Top Ten Reasons Why I Hate Christmas (feel free to add!)
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the customers (of any sort) - the time of year where everyone is supposed to feel so GOOD and fuzzy yet at no hesitation they will beat you over the skull with the last PS3 to get to the front of the check out line and then proceed to run you over in the parkinglot so their little bastard son timmy (rolling hard on his sixth suspension this year) can have a merry chraps-mus.
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peoples twisted train of thought - abandoning any previous experience working with the public become the most hellacious people to deal with, always asking questions like if their merchandise they cant seem to find on the floor is in their well liked secret realm known as “having any in, THE BACK?”
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the music - holiday music proves a horn section can actually make you want to vomit
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the herds - until the holiday time an overweight woman will never intentionally stomp on my foot and say “out of the way girlie, my turkey is bigger than yours and HAS to get in line ahead of you!”
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oh yeah, the lines - the drool slurping pus dripping public, as much as their zombie form sucks enough in everyday real life, seem to have an extra radioactive glow of togetherness that urge them to turn around and make conversation with you while youre waiting to get your pimple cream and get the hell out at three am at walmart: “my jimmy gets the same stuff, pillow still gots blood all over it tho…”
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the psuedo day off work - if youre like me its ONLY Christmas day. Christmas eve? manditory overtime, and you BETTER have your *** their the next day, hung over-dodging holiday a murder case or not!
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the crap *** liquor choices - people think its all sacreligious to have beverages at holiday parties like beer and whiskey so what do we do people? serve a lame *** rum based milk shake…YUCK!
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dumb animal highlights - deer are the dumbest ****ers known to man, we EXTERMINATE them where im from if hunting season didnt do a successful enough job. but all a sudden deer poop is sooooo cute in December.
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tree garland - i dont know, i kinda dont want to talk about it…
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Jesus was black - the sooner Hallmark realizes this and issues everyone an apology Christ Ressurection boxset i wont rest!
