ishi - thanks for your compliment! but to tell you the truth, im unemployed at the moment, and im finding it really hard to get a job . . . im keeping myself busy though with a couple of freelance projects!
duh!.. the true dream job would be a “lack-there-of”. I’d be independently wealthy (lottery maybe) and do what ever the heck I wanted… I’d continue to follow my interests, but without the pressure of having to pay the bills. Man, that would be sweet. Screw work, I want to muck around and do whatever comes to mind.
Peace
P.S. sadly this is not life, and I must return to work… 
I don’t ask for much in terms of the “ideal” job. I really just want one thing and that is to sleep in way past noon and not get reprimanded for it. 
1 word: Pirate
don’t think this is gonna happen though, the days of pirates are over. too bad, i was looking forward to drinking beer until im stupid and buring treasure, hell if im lucky i’ll die is a huge sword fight, then have my carcass thrown off the plank, and live with the fishes.
I guess my only alternative is to try to get into some sort of computer game designer, or web designer, or programmer thing. Too bad those jobs dont come with a free parrot.
*Originally posted by Troll_axethrowe *
**1 word: Pirate
don’t think this is gonna happen though, the days of pirates are over. too bad, i was looking forward to drinking beer until im stupid and buring treasure, hell if im lucky i’ll die is a huge sword fight, then have my carcass thrown off the plank, and live with the fishes.
I guess my only alternative is to try to get into some sort of computer game designer, or web designer, or programmer thing. Too bad those jobs dont come with a free parrot. **
Are you nuts??? what world do you live in??? Pirates are very much alive they just changed their ways thats all, malasia, thailand, japan and china among other 3rd world countries are the home of pirates, [whispers] theyre the guys that make every movie, video game, program, and music cd available freely over the net [/whisper]
lmao
I want to be a dictator of the world!
I will rule with an iron fist and outlaw everything that is bad (or I think is bad)[or be shot!]. there would be a day a week, a day when eveveryone can’t work and must love eachother :love: … and if you don’t thats a capital crime and you will be shot.
Then everyone caught with a droped car ( I hate those) would be shot. 
Then I would outlaw WCIII, and force Quake to remove those lame “humiliation” and " mega kill" words out of the game, under the treat of being shot!
And force a game company to build Close Combat 6
I will force all Macromedia cut the price of their software in two… and and throw Bill Gates with a huge catapult in to the sun.
I will make U.S. citzen call all French people ‘Brothers’ and make all frenchpeople eat at least one meal at Mcdonalds a day.*
(* same plan can be applied to Israel and Palestinians)
Then i would make give all kirupa forum members… a plot of land anywhere , a copy of Close Combat 5 and Half life. And a coupon for one free assassination!
I would also get all the Bush, Cheney and Rumsfield families… give them all the Jack Daniels whiskey, PCP and Speed they can handle, and let them fight it out to the death… in a stadium. Until only one is family is left standing! Then give them all medals, put them on a cruiseship send it out, and nuke it! :beam:
EDIT
be able to sleep in till noon and not hear about it
Good idea… I will write that down, to make sure I don’t forget when I will be dictator.
Wow… I don’t think that one can be topped RussianBeer… although you did leave out the brilliant idea of Renn’s to be able to sleep in till noon and not hear about it… .otherwise: spot on.
Peace
