Rev
he looks gay…
in the navy…
Rev
heeeeeere sailorbooooy…! kisskiss*
awesome ;p lol
NAME: Republic of Iraq
KEY FACTS: 437,072 sq km of barren desert wasteland. Sworn enemy of the United States and white people everywhere. Inhabited exclusively by Arabiac terrorists and unsaved Islamoids, who shamelessly conspire to withhold the vast reserves of American oil held hostage deep beneath their worthless nation.
POPULATION: 23,331,985 (July 2001 est.)
RACE: Arabiac/Brown
RELIGION: Our Lord and Savior His Holiness Jesus Christ is not welcome in Iraq. Worship of the moon god Allah is compulsory. Bibles are used routinely by the populace as fireplace logs and toilet paper.
HYGEINE: Like cats, Iraquians bathe primarily in dust, and groom each other’s hair with their tongues.
SPORT: There is no football, baseball, basketball or hockey in Iraq. As with most inferior nations, “soccer” is popular, though notably less so than “martyr ball,” in which opposing teams of fifteen players compete on their hands and knees to nudge a semi-decayed goat testicle across a scorpion-infested minefield.
Rev
*Originally posted by eilsoe *
**he looks gay… **
He is gay
