I like to perform this super nifty pub-crawl around fanuel hall…
Start at cheers, go over to the tavern for a few more drafts, walk across the street to sissy K’s (the area hookup spot) There is a club upstairs, they usually have accousic, or rock bands downstars, when you start talking funny, walk next door to the Hong Kong, They have these scoprian bowls for $6 that will make you ridiculious (let me put it this way it comes with about 10 straws in it and enough liquid fun in it for all 10, If you still have any life left in you, there is a spot about two doors down where you can sit and relfect on your crazy evening (its also open 45 mins later than all of its cousins in the area…
Go fourth my child and may you have many stories for your future AA meetings…
thank you for your wisdom, oh master of the brew
that sounds like a neat plan, i’ll use it as our itinerary for sure. although we will prob add a 24/7 diner at the end, for munchies and more reflections.
heres another embarassing experience. it happened last summer in NJ. my soon to be step father and i were cruisin down the turnpike with the top off my jeep. well, i guess the wind hit me the wrong way and blew my tank top over my head, exposing my er… chestial regions. moreover, i couldnt see the road, and if he didnt grab the wheel, i wouldn’t be a kirupan right now…
Wow thats more life threatening than embarrising, but i see the embarrisment =) im glad you’re ok =)
I have so many storys that contain embarrising stuff…
Like the time i was at my highschool till 3:00am working on a project… and someone called the cops on me and my buddy… uhh lets see…
the time where i tripped the fire alarm on a Huge Auditorium… yea… that wasent fun… i accidently leaned up on the fire door and set it off, about 25,000 people looking at me wondering what was going on… lol =)
ANd ive never done anything wrong in my life, im a complete good guy, and these things happen to me! lol
lol yea i know we all do wrong thigns.
but i seem to do things that most people wouldnt lol
im purely accident prone, and have the tendancy to trip some alarm without knowing lol =)
lol. when i first installed the alarm in my jeep, i kept forgetting about it. one time, it was really late, so i was sneaking out quietly so as not to wake anyone up. well, i put the key in the ignition, and of course it went off really loud. and i couldn’t shut the darn thign off. it was goin for a really long time. not only did everyone in the house wake up, but so did the whole neighborhood. that’s my only alarm experience though. not very embarrassing, yours are surely more horrible experiences.
Hahaha! I laughed so hard when reading your story golgi… again, I’m at the office and everyone was looking. Oh well Legoman, your story is great too.
As for me, I don’t really have the most embarassing moment… here’s a short one, that happened very quickly…
It was during one of the Biology classes, I was 17 or something. The teacher asked something to me, and the correct answer was “menstruation”. Instead, I said “masturbation” which shocked everybody first and made everyone laugh afterwards, including the teacher. I don’t know how it happened.
Recent embarrassing experience similar to your tank top one, Golgi…
Playing pool with my friend Robert in the pub after football one Saturday, and after a while we’ve attracted a bit of a crowd. Not sure why, but we carry on playing anyway. Every time I take a shot, I get applauded by the audience, even when I screw up horrendously. Suspiscious, but deciding they’re just a bunch of drunk blokes having a laugh, I carry on.
It’s not till much later that another of my friends pulls me to one side, and explains that my very low cut hipster jeans were exposing a lot of underwear, and that all the men were standing behind me looking at my arse.
I am surprised that your most embarrassing story was not the plastic bag on the highway, you should tell these guys that one…cuz I am laughing just thinking about it!!!
Legoman, your story is great too.
didn’t it feel abit cold???
And someone could have pointed it out to me earlier, rather than letting me carry on with it. :sure: