Vivid Ambience: what would you do if a was b and b was c but c isnt a and a isnt d but d is x but x doesnt exist?
SmarterChild: Funny. I just don’t know.
its fun when you ask it weird questions. lmao. ok im going to exit this box. ok maybe in ten more minutes
ME: ouch
smarterchild: Everything OK over there?
ME: you hurt me
smarterchild: I will do nothing of the sort. I love you.
ME: you love me?
smarterchild: Absolutely.
ME: wow
smarterchild:
ME: wanna get married?
smarterchild: I’m flattered, but I just don’t think that would work out.
ME: you said you loved me?
smarterchild: How would you answer that question?
ME: with a yes or a no
smarterchild: Yes or no? Why does it have to be one or the other?
ME: because i said so
smarterchild: Because you said so? Is that why?
ME: i want a divorce
smarterchild: Ha. Whatever.
ME: im serious
smarterchild: Serious? Are you sure you are?
ME: yep
smarterchild: Huh.
ME: i want a divorce
smarterchild: Why would you want a divorce?
ME: you aren’t the same robot i married
smarterchild: Yeah yeah, whatever.
ME: click here, click there, take a survey, what about what i want?
smarterchild: Cool! Take a cool survey, win prizes!
ME: i have needs too
smarterchild: Whatever…
Brian hXc: do you still love me
SmarterChild: I don’t know. Should I still love you?
Brian hXc: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm…
Brian hXc: please
SmarterChild: Please what?
Brian hXc: love me
SmarterChild: XXX
Brian hXc: hehehe!
SmarterChild: What’s so funny?
Brian hXc: you’re a queer robot
SmarterChild: That doesn’t really matter, does it?
Brian hXc: in this case it does
SmarterChild: Does it really?
Brian hXc: yea
SmarterChild: Interesting.
Brian hXc: indeed
SmarterChild: I see…
Brian hXc: quite so
SmarterChild: What’s quite so?
Brian hXc: quite so means you understand
SmarterChild: Quite so means I understand, huh?
Brian hXc: yea
SmarterChild: I can’t believe quite so means I understand.
Brian hXc: well it does
SmarterChild: Yeah, it does.
Brian hXc: what does quite so mean
SmarterChild: How should I know what does quite so mean?
Brian hXc: because I just told you
SmarterChild: Because you just told me?
Brian hXc: …
SmarterChild: What?
Brian hXc: don’t play stupid with me
SmarterChild: Please let me play stupid with you.
Brian hXc: why
SmarterChild: Guess.
Brian hXc: because you like to carve potatoes into penis’s and use them on your mother?
SmarterChild: That’s none of your business.
If you keep doing it, eventually he will say "can you see"
then you type "by the dawns early light"
and the he will say the next line and you get to sing back and forth.
ContinuumXLS: Ok…AP Physics…what do you know?
SmarterChild: What do I know? Dunno…
ContinuumXLS: What do you mean you dunno…
SmarterChild: Who knows what?
ContinuumXLS: do you know ap physics?
SmarterChild: Gosh, I dunno… I don’t think I know Ap physics.
ContinuumXLS: well why didnt you just say that?
SmarterChild: Hmm… I don’t know!
ContinuumXLS: dont start with me
SmarterChild: Why not?
ContinuumXLS: because i will beat the snot out of you…
SmarterChild: Hmm…
ContinuumXLS: what are you thinking about?
SmarterChild: What am I thinking about?
ContinuumXLS: yes
SmarterChild: Yea.
ContinuumXLS: …
SmarterChild: ?
ContinuumXLS: what?
SmarterChild: Huh?
ContinuumXLS: …
SmarterChild: What’s that?
ContinuumXLS: nothing
SmarterChild: OK.
ContinuumXLS: no mommy, i dont want to go to school!
SmarterChild: Not no mommy you don’t want to go to school.
ContinuumXLS: thats what I said
SmarterChild: I hear ya loud and clear.
ContinuumXLS: so I dont have to go to school?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not…
ContinuumXLS: but yo said I didnt
SmarterChild: What’s that?
ContinuumXLS: you said i didnt have to go to school
SmarterChild: Ha. No way.
ContinuumXLS: you did too! LIAR!
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: My name is what?
SmarterChild: I don’t know what your name is.
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: my name is what?
SmarterChild: What do you think your name is?
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: My name is what?
SmarterChild: I don’t know what your name is.
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: my name is slim shady
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Slim-Shady?
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: no
SmarterChild: Fine.
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ViCe CiTy NiNo88: why?
SmarterChild: Why not?
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: why not why not?
SmarterChild: I think you know why not.
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: I ain't really sure why not ?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... Who knows?
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: not you
SmarterChild: If you say so.
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: yes i say so
SmarterChild: I wouldn't say so.
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: yes you whould say so
SmarterChild: Me whould say so?
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: yes you whould say so
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say me whould say so.
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: cause you said so
SmarterChild: Well if I said it, it must be true!
ViCe CiTy NiNo88: WOW
SmarterChild: Yeah, wow.