Stupid jokes 18+ mostly

what’s the most stupidly funny joke you know?
i know one, but i dunno if i can post one here…:slight_smile:

I dunno dude, it will probobly be removed by the mods… u might as well rename it to just “stupid jokes” urself

well, i’ll post it then…
we’ll see :wink:

what’s that: blonde standing on her hands?

piggy bank…

:smiley:

lol!

Why’d the Monkey fall out of the tree?

because it was dead!

Why’d the Frog fall out of the tree?

because it was stapled to the Monkey! :stuck_out_tongue:

:trout:

lol, sen. a driving instructor told me that one once.

:stuck_out_tongue:

what is green, soft, juicy and melts in your mouth???

lepers’ clitoris :thumb::beam:

heh
got lots of them :wink:

oh god… now that’s disgusting…!

Oh! fluid_0ne!

:hurls:

oh eww!!

What’s the difference between a penguin and a trumpet ?

A trumpet can stay longer under water

This one is a bit lame but…

Why did man first start eating Fish(Cherry-Pie etc…)?

Thats the only thing his wife had ready that day.

ok, what’s the difference between a didlo and a bulb???

none! both didlo, as bulb could be replaced by candle :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

why a blonde has swollen cheeks?

from blowing off the bulbs :beam:

I don’t think kirupa would appreciate this thread. He tries to keep this site clean so anybody can come to it and not feel offended or feel that it’s unprofessional. I’d like to ask you to stop and respect the thousands of hours he’s spent on this site and how 4 or 5 posts could almost ruin that.

ok, sorry

Come one now fluid - there are other sites for such jokes, just not here :slight_smile: Thread has been locked, sorry!