Top 10 Reasons St. Patrick's Day Sucks

  1. I
  2. Am
  3. Not
  4. 21
  5. Years
  6. Of
  7. Age
  8. And
  9. What’s the deal with America picking 21 of all freaking ages and then charging 100+ dollars for a passport so I can’t go to Canada and get drunk
  10. Green? Come on now.