[color=orange][color=dimgray][color=dimgray]Type Of Girls ~*[/color]
[color=dimgray]HARD-DISK Girls:[/color]
[color=dimgray]She remembers everything, FOREVER.[/color]
[color=dimgray]RAM Girls:[/color]
[color=dimgray]She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.[/color]
[color=dimgray]WINDOWS Girls:[/color]
[color=dimgray]Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.[/color]
[color=dimgray]SCREENSAVER Girls:[/color]
[color=dimgray]She is good for nothing but at least she is fun![/color]
[color=dimgray]INTERNET Girls:[/color]
[color=dimgray]Difficult to access.[/color]
[color=dimgray]SERVER Girls:[/color]
[color=dimgray]Always busy when you need her.[/color]
[color=dimgray]MULTIMEDIA Girls:[/color]
[color=dimgray]She makes horrible things look beautiful.[/color]
[color=dimgray]CD-ROM Girls:[/color]
[color=dimgray]She is always faster and faster.[/color]
[color=dimgray]E-MAIL Girls:[/color]
[color=dimgray]Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.[/color]
[color=dimgray]VIRUS Girls:[/color]
[color=dimgray]Also known as “WIFE”; when you are not expecting her, she[/color]
[color=dimgray]comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstall her you will lose everything… [/color]
[color=dimgray]Search Engine Girls:
you have to ask them the same thing, eight hundred different ways in order to get the answer you’re looking for.
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Keyboard Girls:
Be careful which buttons you push.
BROADBAND GIRLS:
Makes getting around much easier & faster.
LAN GIRLS:
Great at parties, but most likely your friends are all getting on her too.
BANNER AD GIRLS:
Not all that exciting or good looking, but at least they give you money.
EXTENDED DESKTOP GIRLS:
Don’t mind being seen on the side.
FIREFOX GIRLS:
Customizable and perfect. Very compliant.
OPEN SOURCE GIRLS: (GPL) = Girl Public License
They seem so intelligent and well featured, but there is just something not all there about them.
Vector Girls:
Smooth, simple, and fast.
TFT girls:
looks vaguely 3D from the front view, but is totally flat from the side view
CRT girls:
packs alot of bulk to the rear
MMORPG GIRLS:
time consuming, addictive, and you often pay to play
**Comodore 64 Girls:
**They had done it all, before anyone else.[/color][/color]
