:lol: umm…a body of land surrounded by water you meathead :beam: :thumb: :run:
a hummingbird weighs less than a penny
the symbol we call “heart” is a symbol for love, but the symbol didn’t derive from an imagination of a real heart. It actually shows the female labia.
keep that in mind on the next valentines day and give away more heart shaped presents.
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there was a lady in the 18th century who never used soap, instead she washed her face and hands every day with lard,
she lived to be 114 years old and died of natural causes…
so we should all bathe in maccas from now on
ack that is disgusting.
the goatse man is a hermaphrodite…
I can juggle fruit.
If thats not useless, I dunno what is.
peace
in the game “Scotland yard” every underground stop excluding 140 is a odd number.(I found this out right before I crushed my brothers and grandparents in a quick game)
lol my dad bought me that shirt:player:
nerd! :sc:
In 1658, Paris police raided a monastery and sent twelve monks to jail for eating meat and drinking wine during Lent.
Lobotomies are still legal in Australia and the last one was done in 1967.
nope, I’ll post a pic soon.
Crap is a legit word in Russia… Errrm… Or is it the other way round?
Bats are more closely related to humans than they are to rats.
A turtle can breathe through its butt…
eeooww
