What the....?

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Just look at it…

snapshot of who’s online

:P:P:P

j/k guys :slight_smile:

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:stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: that’s so funny

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hehe, why am I not a bit surprised? :slight_smile:

Cheers!
Kirupa :goatee:

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:blush:

I get bored easily…

then I tend to wreck something digitally… :stuck_out_tongue:

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then I tend to wreck something digitally…

I was there, i see that too!

Phil is a phreaking stalker!

:stuck_out_tongue:

[SIZE=1]good one dude :)[/SIZE]

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hahaha - very nice :slight_smile:

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*Originally posted by kirupa *
**hehe, why am I not a bit surprised? :slight_smile:

Cheers!
Kirupa :goatee: **

because he is stalking you too :run: :ub: :bounce:

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…runs and hides :run:

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I cant’ beleve this. Phil said he was stalking me. How could he cheat on me like this. Whats this world coming to:bounce:

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LOL

Kirupa, this is my tree! Go find your own tree…

:beam:

Rev

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lol thats great!

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phil is stalking every one :stuck_out_tongue: but me :frowning:

[SIZE=1]i think :P[/SIZE]

  • strange thumping sound behind Guig0 *
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Hey I am the psychotic murderer here.

Lets just leave the stalking to me.

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now we have two of them :frowning:

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Two of them?!

In case you didnt know…

Here you go…

<b>Here is my body count…</b>
<i>in order of movie deaths</i>

<b>Part 2 - Jasons mom did all the killing in part 1</b>

  1. Alice : Stabbed in the temple with an icepick.

  2. Crazy Ralph : Garotted with barbed wire.

  3. Policeman : Hammerclaw in the head.

  4. Scott : Throat slashed while hanging in a snare.

  5. Terry : Knifed.

  6. Mark : Machete to the face.

7 & 8. Jeff and Sandra : Double impaling with a spear.

  1. Vickie : Knifed.

  2. Paul : Disappears, presumed dead.

<b>Friday the 13th, Part 3</b>

  1. Harold : Cleaver to the chest.

  2. Edna : Knitting needles in the back of the head.

  3. Fox : Pitchforked through the neck onto a rafter. (off-screen)

  4. Loco : Pitchforked in the stomach.

  5. Ali : Macheted to death.

  6. Shelly : Throat slashed. (off-screen)

  7. Vera : Speargun to the eye.

  8. Andy : Macheted in half.

  9. Debbie : Knifed from underneath her hammock.

  10. Chuck : Electrocuted on a fuse box.

  11. Chili : Stabbed with a fire poker.

  12. Rick : Head squeezed till his eye pops out.

<b>Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter</b>

  1. Axel : Surgical hacksaw to the throat, neck broken.

  2. Nurse Morgan : Gutted by a scalpel.

  3. Hitchiker : Knifed through the neck.

  4. Samatha : Knifed through the neck.

  5. Paul : Speared in the groin.

  6. Terri : Speared in the back.

  7. Mrs. Jarvis : Killed, causes unknown.

  8. Jimbo : Corkscrew through the hand, cleaver in the face.

  9. Tina : Thrown through a window, lands on a parked car.

  10. Ted : Knifed in the head through a movie screen.

  11. Doug : Head crushed in Jason’s bare hands.

  12. Sarah : Axed in the chest.

  13. Rob : Garden harrow in the throat.

<b>Friday the 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives</b>

  1. Allen Hawes : Heart ripped out.

  2. Darren : Impaled on a spear.

  3. Lizabeth : Speared through the mouth.

  4. Burt : Arm ripped off, impaled on a tree branch.

40, 41, & 42. Stan, Katie and Larry : Triple decapitation with a machete.

  1. Martin : Broken bottle in the throat.

44 & 45. Steven and Annette : Double impalement with a machete on their motorcycle.

  1. Nikki : Face crushed against RV wall.

  2. Cort : Hunting knife in the head.

  3. Roy : Pieces of him are found strewn in woods.

  4. Sissy : Head ripped off.

  5. Paula : Hacked up with a machete.

  6. Officer Thornton : Dart in the forehead.

  7. Officer Pappas : Head crushed in Jason’s bare hands.

  8. Sheriff Garris : Broken in half.

<b>Friday the 13th, Part VII: The New Blood</b>

  1. Jane : Tent spike in the neck, impaled to a tree.

  2. Michael : Tent spike thrown into his back.

  3. Dan : Jason’s hand through his body, neck broken.

  4. Judy : Bashed against a tree in her sleeping bag.

  5. Russell : Axed in the face.

  6. Sandra : Pulled underwater and drowned.

  7. Maddy : Scythe in the neck.

  8. Ben : Head crushed in Jason’s bare hands.

  9. Kate : Party horn in the eye.

  10. David : Butcher knife in the stomach.

  11. Eddie : Beheaded with a machete.

  12. Robin : Thrown through a window.

  13. Mrs. Shephard : Speared from behind.

  14. Dr. Crews : Tree-trimming saw in the stomach.

  15. Melissa : Axed in the face.

<b>Friday the 13th, Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan</b>

  1. Jim : Impaled with a spear gun.

  2. Suzy : Stabbed with a spear.

  3. J.J. : Bashed in the head with her electric guitar.

  4. Boxer : Hot sauna rock in the chest.

  5. Tamara : Stabbed with a mirror shard.

  6. Jim Carlson : Harpooned in back.

  7. Admiral Robertson : Throat slit with a machete.

  8. Eva : Strangled.

  9. Wayne : Electrocuted on a control panel.

  10. Miles : Impaled on a deck post.

  11. Deck Hand : Axed in the back.

  12. Gang Banger #1 : Stabbed through the back with his own syringe.

  13. Gang Banger #2 : Bashed and scalded on a steam pipe.

  14. Julius : Jason knocks his block off.

  15. Cop : Dragged into an alley, killed.

  16. Colleen Van Deusen : Immolated in an exploding car.

  17. Charles McCullough : Drowned in a barrel of sewage.

  18. Sanitation Worker : Bashed in the head with a wrench.

<b>Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday</b>

  1. Coroner : Eats Jason’s heart, dies and becomes possessed.

  2. Coroner’s Assistant : Autopsy probe in the back of the neck, face pushed through a metal grating.

  3. FBI Agent #1 : Pencil through his spinal cord. (off-screen)

  4. FBI Agent #2 : Coroner’s fingers through his skull. (off-screen)

  5. Alexis : Slashed up with a straight razor.

  6. Deborah : Stabbed through the back with a barbed wire spike, ripped in half.

  7. Lou : Head crushed. (off-screen)

  8. Edna : Head slammed in car door.

  9. Josh : Possessed by Jason, shot in head and impaled with poker, later melts away.

  10. Diana : Knife-sharpening pole in back.

  11. Robert Campbell : Possessed by Jason, later run over with car, shot in head, impaled on a barbecue skewer.

  12. Officer Ryan : Head bashed against a locker.

99 & 100. Officer Mark and Officer Brian : Heads bashed together.

  1. Ward : Arm broken, falls dead through the diner doors.

  2. Shelby : Burned to death on a deep-fat fryer and grill.

  3. Joey B. : Face bashed in.

  4. Vicki : Impaled on a barbecue skewer.

  5. Randy : Possessed by Jason, later his neck is severed with a machete.

  6. Creighton Duke : Crushed to death by Jason.

<b>Jason X</b>

  1. Private Johnson : Head crushed. (off-screen)

  2. Guard #1 : Bashed with a pipe.

  3. Guard #2 : (uncredited) Accidentally shot by Guard #3.

  4. Guard #3 : Forced to shoot Guard #2 by Jason, strangled.

  5. Guard #4 : (uncredited) Accidentally shot by Guard #5.

  6. Guard #5 : Forced to shoot Guard #4 by Jason, strangled.

  7. Dr. Wimmer : Pole through back.

  8. Sgt. Marcus : Dies from multiple injuries.

  9. Adrienne : Head cryogenically frozen, smashed into pieces on countertop.

  10. Stoney : Stabbed in stomach with surgical machete, dragged off-screen and strangled.

  11. Azrael : Back broken.

  12. Dallas : Head bashed against a wall.

  13. Sven : Neck broken.

  14. Condor : Impaled on spiral antenna.

  15. Geko : Throat slit.

  16. Kicker : Cut in half at the waist.

  17. Briggs : Impaled on anchor. (off-screen)

  18. Lou : Dismembered with surgical machete.

  19. Professor Lowe : Beheaded. (off-screen)

  20. Crutch : Face crushed on electrical panel, electrocuted.

  21. Kinsa : Immolated in exploding ship.

  22. Waylander : Immolated in explosion of ship’s bridge.

  23. Janessa : Body sucked through metal grating.

  24. Camper #1 : Jason bashed her with the “help” of Camper #2, while in her sleeping bag.

  25. Camper #2 : Bashed against Camper #1 and a tree, while in her sleeping bag.

  26. Sgt. Brodski : Immolated in atmosphere while crashing to Earth 2 with Jason.

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you need help!

run away in fear :run:

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ha ha

dont we all

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no argue with that…

…but some more than others :stuck_out_tongue:

still running away in fear :run:

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what movie is that all from? i take it that it is in the bold letters? i am with guigo…only faster :bounce:

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The Friday the Thirteenth Series…