Why Macs suck

ok i just saw the vid (not just sound) and it is funny! not true but FUNNY as hell!

see? mdipi is learning, soon he will leave the dark side

<p align=“center”>Violent Night
(to the tune of “Silent Night”)

Silent Mac, broken Mac!
System bombed, screen went black.
Books suggested things; I tried 'em all:
Shift key, desktop file, clean reinstall.
Now my deadline is tight,
This Mac’s been silent all night.

Violent night, horrible night!
Lost my cool, filled with spite,
Threw my Mac through the balcony door
Watched it fall from the 20th floor,
Now I’m sleeping in peace;
Good thing I had it on lease.</p>

I was actually thinking about getting one of the new g5’s b/c I like the Imac’s until my GF’s kept screwing up. I have a 1.7gh pc now and it’s getting a bit slow. Anyone have a mac that works??? Besides mdipi of course.

*Originally posted by Coppertop *
**<p align=“center”>… Threw my Mac through the balcony door
Watched it fall from the 20th floor…</p> **

ehem:

*Originally posted by Coppertop *
**Superior indeed, you can’t use a pc as a boat anchor **

…oh Yes can… there is a mod for that …

all the parts available @ yer local hardware store :wink:

I happen to have three future Intel™ boat anchors arround h’yar

WoAh…farout

Coppertop - way to quote yourself up there dude :slight_smile:

Great carol though, very very funny :slight_smile:

*Originally posted by awligon *
**I was actually thinking about getting one of the new g5’s b/c I like the Imac’s until my GF’s kept screwing up. I have a 1.7gh pc now and it’s getting a bit slow. Anyone have a mac that works??? Besides mdipi of course. **

I have a G4 iMac. It works flawlessly… I’ve never had a freeze or lockup (or any of the weird problems entailed in that short). The only program that shut down unexpectedly was (surprise) Microsoft IE. It’s ok now since I’ve started using Mozilla and Safari as my primary browsers.

I believe Mariofan also has a Mac and has had no problems with it.

I’m planning on buying a G5 as well, but not until next summer (basic rule of mine… gotta wait a generation or two before buying something). I’ll be giving my iMac to my boyfriend… his PC has been really wonky.

Stop it ren! You’re ruining the humor of Mac Bashing!

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I love this. I had to use a MAC all threw school and now that i’m on a PC i’ll never go back.
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rens right - ive never had a problem!!!

This isn’t about wether or not its right, watch it, its funny as hell! Frankly, I couldn’t care less if it was inacurate because I was too busy laughing my *** of.


Revenge!

haha, just out of curiosity, I went to the apple site and decently hooked up a g5 and it came up to over 4g’s. Guess it’ll be a while.

Not really, by december AMD should have a faster processor (according to news paper)