Your Complete Opposite

If you could describe someone who was a total opisite of you, what would they be like?

Mine would probably be something like this:

A really patriotic American who hates Apple, and loves Microsoft. Loves florescent colours in websites, listens to country music and is a cowboy on a ranch in Texas. Oh and he would be a strong Bush supporter.

Stupid topic I know, but im sh*t bored :slight_smile: