5 second rule?

talk random
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Here’s a story in my friends away message that I thought was pretty funny. Thought you guys might get a kick out of it too…

Ok–so here’s the story…Lauren is sitting watching tv and drops an animal cracker on the floor. Now, she reflects back for a minute and remembers that the “5 second rule” allows her to pick up the animal cracker and eat it. So she proceeds. “Funny tasting animal cracker…”, Lauren says. After she chews and swallows the entire thing, she looks down and finds the animal cracker on the floor between her feet.

Rule of Thumb: The “five second rule” DOES NOT apply when you are in college…

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oh no, we have no idea what she ate. She doesn’t know either. She thought it was the animal cracker…

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Ummm… ew.

LOL, and yes, the 5 second rule does not apply in any school including college.

Or at least that is the rule here in Philly.

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That rule just doesn’t apply…

anything that can get on the food will get there immediately, not wait 5 seconds to “jump” on the cracker…

But, if it helps to think that, go ahead… :beam:

Rev

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Well if you think about it…

Would you rather eat something you found a day later on the floor, or something that you just dropped right then?

Sure they are both gross, but think of the possibilities of that rule.

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In my group of friends, there is a guy named Jeffrey. the cheapest person I have ever met… every one of the group has a “Jeffrey story.”

This is mine:

One night after dating Crazy Tina & Oklahoma, Jeffrey kisses Oklahoma goodnite, setting his slice of pizza (wrapped in flimsy aluminum foil) on the top of his car… You know what happens next…

The next day, we are taking the girls out again, and while driving up to Oklahoma’s house, notices the pizza is still laying on the curb (not the sidewalk). Jeffrey picks up the pizza, blows it off, puts it in his trunk. It stays in the hot car all day, then it is his dinner that nite…

Rev

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whoa, i’d apply the 5 sec rule anywhere but college. all the dorms (or at least mine) are a complete mess. once food falls to the ground, i take out my prongs and gloves and throw it away.

and personally, i don’t usually leave dirty condoms lying around on the floor. that’s just sick. :stuck_out_tongue:

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man… the dorms… what a weird experience… already seems like it was so long ago - and its only been 2 1/2 years!

I think they can be summed up like this: you cant wait to get there… you leave feeling like it was a good experience and happy you did it… you wouldnt take any amount of money to do it again :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh and yeah, 5 sec rule is out in the dorms… as are all other rules!

Peace

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hahaha… tough choice ( yeah right )… great picture!

Peace

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LOL
though choice… where to turn… :sigh:
[SIZE=1]::takes a right::[/SIZE]

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should be something like this:

Train conductor says: “we are sorry for the delay, but to get through college, we must first make a quick stop in weed for resupply of fuel” :stuck_out_tongue:

Peace

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*Originally posted by Phil Jayhan *
**Not that thats what I do with my own used condoms…

I actually take them, turn them inside out and hang them on the ceiling next to my bed…or, perhaps i would if I ever had sex…

doh~
pj :stuck_out_tongue: **

LOL phil! You are sick!!!
:stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

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Hang on a minute, can we go back a second? What is this 5 second rule thing?

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if it is the same rule we have here…

the 5sec rule is: if something you are/will eating/eat drops on the ground, you have 5 sec to pick it up, blow it, and eat it. If you get more than 5 sec to do that, don´t bother. Leave it on the ground for scavengers.:stuck_out_tongue:

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lol … I wish I knew how many times I have said “lol” here… lol :stuck_out_tongue:

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The rule all depends on the floor. If it is a shag carpet the rule can’t be used. Tile floor is perfect for the 5 sec rule

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At McDonalds we have a 30-second rule. Sometimes we invoke the 5-minute rule…:evil: :bad: :evil: :bad: :evil: :bad:

NEVER EAT AT MCDONALDS!!

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Back in my High Scool days I worked a a Wendy’s

There seriously was a five second rule. It only applied if the customers did not see it happen.

I.E> the drive through window.

Sick sick sick.

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It only applied if the customers did not see it happen.
lol

At McDonalds we have a 30-second rule. Sometimes we invoke the 5-minute rule…
oh no! That is horrible! I can’t at McDonalds anymore!!! OMG! ok… next stop: Hesburger!

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I’m so glad I don’t eat at fast food restaurants. :slight_smile:

At least now I know what this 5 second rule is…