MAn…that is crazy…btw did anyone see the season premier of simpsons! it was actually funny! it hadnt been funny for a while and maybe after the summer they can get teh creatice juices flowing again and allow this cartoon to run another 10 years!
doh~:P
-brad-:cowboy:
Interesting fact about “The Simpsons”, when released 12 years ago Bart was 10 years old. Now 12 year after “The Simpsons” holds the record for longest running prime time series and Bart is… 10 years old. 
In response to the article.
Those surgeons think their so special with their bla bla ligaments and their bla bla arteries, Can’t they even tell left from right? 
who makes more money, the average doctor, or the professional basketball player? (NBA)
c’mon doc, x marks the spot, doesn’t it? All those years of med school and you think they’d cover telling left from right…
What if the shoe was on the other foot?
Maj: I don’t care who makes more, they both make more than me… :( :(
that stuff happens more often than you might think. and worse than feet. there were a couple cases in boston in the last few years of a doctor removing the wrong KIDNEY!!! now, you gotta realize that kidneys are pretty important things. you need em. at least one! now you got one that is messed up enought that they have to dive in and yank it out of there. but they get the wrong one - the good one that was going to keep you alive. now you’re left with the dud. now they can’t remove that one. ****!
as far as doctors salaries, reminds me of an old joke:
A doctor hires a plumber to fix his toilet. After he gets done, the plumber hands him the bill. The doctor sees the rate and says, “****! Even I don’t make that much an hour!” The plumber says, “Neither did I when I was a doctor.”
oops. the ****'s there are just the d a m * word. nothing too horrible.
My father sent this to me this afternoon:
Think about this:
a. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000.
b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000.
c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health & Human
Services)
Then think about this:
a. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000.
b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500.
c. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188.
Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than
gun owners.
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
before this gets out of hand. As a public health measure I have withheld
the statistics on lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to
seek medical attention.
Rev:elderly:
I wonder what the ratio between the human population and people that die in their sleep (or during sex)!
I read something a long time ago about just that, Dan…
It was something like a majority of people died in bed with someone other than their spouse… :x
I don’t know where I saw it tho… :evil:
Rev:elderly:
ah Rev… that’s a delight to read, and disturbing to think about. Thanks.
I didn’t get to read the simpson’s article (it was gone this evening) Can anyone relate the jist of it to me?
*Originally posted by david *
**I didn’t get to read the simpson’s article (it was gone this evening) Can anyone relate the jist of it to me? **
Me too:*(
and what about dihydrogen oxide?? thousands of people die each year as a direct result of this chemical, and yet it is completely unregulated and can be found in huge amounts in the soil and air in every community you look, they’ve even found it in reservoirs, and yet nothing is done to filter it out before it arrives at our houses!
ban dihydrogen oxide!
