*Originally posted by RussianBeer *
**What I am a diver… I like Jaque Cousteau! **
bwahahahahahhahaha, jacques cousteau. that’s awesome. wow thanks dude. you make me laugh.
PROM!!!
I’ll have to update the picture I posted is junior prom about a year ago.
Just had my prom 2 weeks ago, it was the best!
i went to two proms. one in my high school one in my boyfriend’s high school. his prom was much better. they played some cool ****, whereas in my overly white high school they played predominantly britney spears and that crap so yeah. prom is overrated though
prom kicks as****s but it’s too dressy-uppy and formal and all. i was supposed to go to my second one this coming friday, but my date and i decided to revolt and ditch the whole thing and do something else that night :).
I wonder what that ‘something else’ would be manny 
Have fun, play safe, and be generous 
he he very generous…
Lovely work Golgi :beam: . I love the Goth look on you and Dan looks just exquisite - he’s gonna be setting a new fashion trend =) .
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hehehee. thanks demonia. :beam: if you’r game ill do you if ya want.
*Originally posted by golgi *
if you’r game ill do you if ya want
Does this mean Dan gets to see some girl on girl action?
Just playing I know what you meant, I am just in a dirty joking mood right now! 
ooo. mod gettin nasty … lol
moderator dan by day. . . . .kinky superdan by night
Sure I’m game - but I’ll post my photo tonight cause I’m in work and I don’t have any here. I can’t wait :beam: .
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Dan,
You are a naughty naughty boy :bad: !!!
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lol… ok kinky dan, ill tell a dirty joke to amuse thee…
(if its too bad, i understand if ya kill it)
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. “I’m lost,” said the man. “Can you put me up for the night?”
“Certainly,” the Chinese man said, “but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man.”
“Ok,” said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.
Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn’t keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man’s warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn’t hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, “Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest.” “Well, that’s pretty crappy,” he thought. “If that’s the best the old man can do then I don’t have much to worry about.” He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: “Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle.” In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, “Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost.”
We are like the only 3 people here, now that golgi made me into women we can talk about girl things.
Holy **** did I just say that!!!
hahhha., sweet. so dan…
do you prefer pads or tampons??
Dan,
I am starting to get worried :!: ! But if you really want to - sure why not :P.
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Well, on my part it’s definitely tampons - they give you so much more freedom - don’t you agree gals :beam:.
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*Originally posted by golgi *
**hahhha., sweet. so dan…
do you prefer pads or tampons?? **
Ummm hmmmm uhhhhh i dunno u pick. . . . .i like football pads and a cup to keep my ‘stuff’ from getting damaged when playing baseball
By the way nice joke, me likes! 
