[SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]…I did hear a pretty good joke.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]3 older women are sitting around the kitchen table drinking coffee, and talking.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]One of the women said, “I was walking up the stairs, today, and then I stopped and had to think, because I couldn’t remember if I was going up the stairs, or down the stairs."[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]Another woman said, “That’s nothing, I was getting in the bath tub, and half way, I stopped because I couldn’t remember if I was getting in the tub, or getting out of the tub.”[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]The third woman said, “I know what you ladies mean, and I thank god every day, that I still have all my faculties, let me knock on wood.”[/FONT][/SIZE]
[FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]She then knocks on the kitchen table top and looks up, and says, “Now, was that the front door, or the back door?”[/SIZE][/FONT]
