Just got this in my email:
On sale for this week only!
We have some rather nice ‘Churchill’ stress dogs that are on sale from today. There are a limited number of these dogs available - we will sell them on a first come first served basis.
The price is £3.00 per ‘Churchill’ dog payable by cash or cheque (he is about 4" long and approx 2 and three quarters" high (from foot to ear)).
If you would like to ‘give a dog a home’ hurry to phase 2 reception, Churchill Court.
I’m willing to take orders. 
