oh… i still dont get it
that physics joke was horrible…lol
it’d be funny if you knew some physics.
sniff
stop descriminating against me because im stupid… i mean ignorant
*Originally posted by coyotekel *
**What do you get when you cross an elephant and a mouse? **
Really big holes in your walls.
that was told to me by my son. so you better pretend to laugh.
haha… no one answered mine yet… come on guys
Elephant + Rhino = Elephino (Hell If I know)
har har
lol 
*Originally posted by coyotekel *
**Really big holes in your walls. **
aw, I thought you were bringing a smart joke to the board. But I had been wondering why they arbitrarily picked mouse and elephant.
Anyways, the answer to what do you get when you cross a moutain climber and an elephant is:
YOU CAN’T, A MOUNTAIN CLIMBER IS A SCALAR!
*Originally posted by lavaboy *
**aw, I thought you were bringing a smart joke to the board. But I had been wondering why they arbitrarily picked mouse and elephant. **
Hey:angry:, that’s pretty smart coming from a five year old boy. Besides one day when you have children you’ll share every stupid joke they tell you with everyone and they will all wonder what’s wrong with you. lol 
Happy Easter everyone.
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his
future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: “You are going to meet a
beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about
you.”
The frog is thrilled, "This is great!
“Will I meet her at a party?” he croaks.
“No,” says the psychic, “in biology class.”
It was Palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm branches. The boy asked what they were for. “People held them over Jesus’ head as he walked by.” “Wouldn’t you know it,” the boy fumed, “the one Sunday I don’t go, He shows up!”
“Oh, I sure am happy to see you,” the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother’s side. “Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us.” The grandmother was curious. “What trick is that?” she asked. “I heard him tell Mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit” the little boy answered.
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"
hahahahahaha
ahaha thats really funny!!
A man and a woman just got married recently and, before they toke off to Italy for their honeymoon they decided to stay at the house of the males parents for a couple of nights. Well the first night passes along perfectly but on the second night a dilemma soon occurs. The mother of the young male cooks an extremely elegant breakfast but when she calls the newly wed couple to come downstairs to eat they, do not come. The mother of the man called the couple for hours but they still do not come to the breakfast table. The little brother said to his mom “mom I think” but his mother soon interrupted and said “I don’t care what you think”.
Next the mother prepares a lavish lunch. But like before when she calls the newly wed couple they still do not come down to eat. After an hour of calling the newly wed couple she gives up. The little brother then says “mom I think” but the mom who is extremely frustrated says “I don’t care what you think"
Next the mom prepares a wonderful dinner with several courses and, once the dinner is done she then again calls the couple to eat. But the couple still does not come downstairs to eat. The little brother then says " mom I think" then the mother replies " fine tell me what you think" then the boy proceeds to say " last night when my brother came downstairs to get the Vaseline I think he toke the crazy clue instead. It’s a bit dirty
:toad:
haha, nice one lambo, and welcome to the forums:beam:
enjoy your stay
lol!
Welcome to the forums. If you have any questions just ask 
*Originally posted by Seretha Blaze *
**-xxvii
he says ‘ow’ cause he hurt himself walking into a metal bar…that’s it…thats the whole joke.
lol **
dont waste your “breath”, 28 is ignorant!!
:beam:
ive got nothin to contribute… although i do enjoy stand up comedy… but thats something you gotta see… so…
peace
hawk
(p.s. anyone listen to, or heard of pablo francisco or stephen lynch? they are hilarious!!)
bye
one time there where two ppl wondering about what organ should they donate. so one of them said “can i donate my butt” the other replies “if you do, where are you gonna keep your brain”
*Originally posted by Hawk *
**dont waste your “breath”, 28 is ignorant!!
:beam:
ive got nothin to contribute… although i do enjoy stand up comedy… but thats something you gotta see… so…
peace
hawk
(p.s. anyone listen to, or heard of pablo francisco or stephen lynch? they are hilarious!!)
bye **
sniff
:*(
Five reasons why computers must be female:
No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
The message “Bad command or filename” is about as informative as “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going to tell you”.
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
… and on the other hand …
Top eight reasons why computers must be male
They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
A better model is always just around the corner.
They look attractive until you bring them home.
It is always necessary to have a backup.
In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
The lights are on but nobody’s home.
Big power surges knock them out for the night.
Size does matter.
