A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"
im FROM nj 
hehehehe. so true though
Yeah… If I was from NJ , I would feel sad too…
lol… jk :flower: !
hehe, no lie, true story
when i was about 12, i wrote a letter to Billy Corgan, formerly of Smashing Pumpkins… he was my idol at the time
a few months later he sent me a hand written letter back…
at one point in the letter he said, and i quote…
“if i was young and in NJ i would make many sad jokes too…”
LMAO
Kevin Spacey is from Nj !
Thats pretty cool! Hey
But hey , its now ur in boston! Thats a baddass city! I’ve been there once , when I drove from montreal…
holy crap, u live in montreal??? that is the BEST CITY IN THE WORLD. i almost moved there…
homer voice* mmmmm…poutiiiine
It aint the best city in the world… once you get trought its superficial surfice its not that great at all…
But still fun!
Boston is so much better! You guys have the Drop Kick Murphy’s!!!
Poutine is good!
hehehe, maybe i never got past the superficial surface…
but there is so much cool stuff,
and the best pancakes i’ve ever had :beam:
and french talking people, im a sucker for french
Mais ce n’est pas vraiment francais!
Yeah, but if u dont know it , they hate u! There is cool crap galore though!
LOL, wanna hear a funny story?
one of the first times i was in montreal i didnt knwo much french, and there was this bum who was always on the corner asking for money, and i asked my friends how to tell him, “im sorry, i can’t help you”
and they taught me how to say
“im sorry, my pants are on fire”
so i said it to him, and he laughed maniacly and everytime i saw him again, he said “my pants are on fire” and laughed real loud and pointed… heheheh
also…
Mais c’est du français… et peu importe, que ça soit du français de France ou du Québec, ça demeure charma!!!
Thats hilarious…
Yeah, I new this bum in montreal, cuz my school was downtown, I would always walk through the middle of the city… he would always find the tallest place and yell “Can you spare some change!!! It’s for Alcohol I SWEAR!!!”
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Charmant? No, pas du tout! Est que c’est charmant quand que’ll quin te dit: Esti de cauliss de tabarnaque! Bein’ le le c’est le le!!!
i heard that joke before!! too funny.
Je voulais dire, le language est charmant, pas celui qui t’engueulait! Et en plus, les pancakes étaient super charmant!!
Yeah, 100% agree
I love food, and pancackes!
Mais ou? A quel restaurant?
Je sais pas, un petit resto ou ils servent les dejeuners sur le plateau… Ma place préférée c’est ‘‘PI’’ sur st-laurent
Ah, mois j’ai habite sur la cote ouest de ville… Wesmount, NDG, et en centre ville… La ville est belle… mais meme si tu trouves la langue charmante, pas moi. La seul raison que je parle c’est langue, c’est parseque j’ai ete force! Par le governement du Quebec… Je voulais aller dans une ecole anglaise quand j’ai venu de la Russie. Je conais beacoup de persones qui ont des serieu problem, a cause de ca…
Ou a tu apris a parler en francais?
Pourquoi t’aimes pas le Francais ? C’est tellement beau! Excitant et merveilleux ! C’est dommage que tu aies été forcé de l’apprendre. Moi j’ai appris par mes amis. 
On devrait parler Anglais maintenant… on s’est éloigné du sujet
Yeah, good point… you speak, REAL well…! if u just learned from ur freinds!
hehe. thanks. heres a good joke, to get onto thread topic a bit… lol
What is the difference between a boy and a girl?
The boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of murder.
Why are the duck’s feet webbed?
To stomp out fires!
Why are an elephants feet flat?
To stomp out burning ducks!
